Anonymous asked
does it bother you when gays say they're not into fem or masc guys?

Yes/no. It depend on their context. I don’t associate those words with interests. For me they have actual personality traits, which is literally how you should judge a person. If you want a guy who’s more protective, assertive, independent, etc (“masculine”)- That makes sense to me. If you want someone more gentle, compassionate, nurturing, etc. (“feminine”)- That makes sense to me. A balance? I get it. If you define those words by liking sports or drag shows or whatever……then that’s kind of silly tbh.

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highowsyourlife:

MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO

I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME

(Source: bromo-aj)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

12thirty:

i don’t ever need to be in a relationship because i get fucked enough by my life

bet it don’t eat your ass tho

Anonymous asked
If you were president for a day, what would you do?

I would absorb as many government/corporate secrets, both ours and foreign, as possible. Then disperse the said information in a way that it will reveal itself if I were to “disappear”. From there it’s a matter of extorting everyone for massive amounts of money and influence. Other things on the agenda: prank call Putin with nuke threats, pardon most federal prisoners with a drug offense, and invade Canada. If we start the invasion early, we can have some Canadian booty in the oval office by dinner for dessert.

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

(Source: neogohann)